Words Mean

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	What Words REALLY Mean


	ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.

	BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye.

	CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people.

	CHICKENS: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

	COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

	DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out.

	EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

	HANDKERCHIEF: Cold Storage.

	INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

	MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better.

	RAISIN: Grape with sunburn.

	SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time.

	TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction.

	TOMORROW: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.

	YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed.

	WRINKLES: Something other people have. You have character lines.